Checklist for electrocuting yourself

We start this blog with a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. RADIOHEAD IS COMING TO TOWN! That is all.

Steps to electrocuting yourself, and any animals that happen to be around you:
1. Buy an awesome but notoriously super-heated guitar amp. Check
2. Break the fan inside of it. Check
3. Disconnect the power. Check
4. Buy 3 separate fans that aren't the right size. Check.
5. Go to Main electronics, solve the physics problems as directed by the old-school owner. Try to remember formula for wattage, and how to drop 24v to 12v. Check. kind-of.
6. Remember why you didn't take physics in university. Check. And double check.
7. Splice the red and black wires. Connect to resisters. Connect to fan. Connect to power source. Check.
8. Turn power on. Check
9. Forget to insulate wires. Check.
10. Turn off smoke alarm. Check.

Fini. As an aside, i have a working guitar amp that is for sale.